She had a youthful face that didn’t match her stern expression, and her naturally tousled brown hair suited her beautifully—a pretty woman indeed.
“I’m Salina, the captain of the village guard in Dry Village. What’s your purpose for visiting Dry Village?”
Captain of the village guard… A gorgeous woman like her as the captain? Her subordinates must be thrilled.
When I stayed silent, Salina frowned as if offended, slamming her hand on the table.
“Hey, didn’t you hear me? Do you think this inspection is a joke?”
“I came to register with the Adventurer’s Guild.”
I throw together a makeshift answer based on what I’d overheard from the guards.
“Hmm, another adventurer in times like these? Everyone sure loves adventurers.”
Her feminine voice effortlessly carries a rough tone. I quickly realize it’s not an act—it’s ingrained in her.
‘This is great.’ It finally feels real that I’ve arrived in another world.
“Your name?”
The captain prepares to write it down and asks abruptly.
Name—oops. It’s something I should obviously be able to answer, but wouldn’t it be weird if I gave my original name?
“Decal.”
I respond offhandedly, following the flow of my thoughts.
“Hmm. Age?”
After a few basic questions about my identity, Salina stands up.
“Alright. There’ll be a simple physical inspection. If you’re carrying any weapons, they’ll be confiscated. You said your goal is to register with the Adventurer’s Guild, right? Come back for your stuff once registration is done.”
Before she even finishes speaking, the guards on either side approach me.
“Wait.”
Snap.
I snap my fingers.
I instinctively put up a barrier because I didn’t want men gr0ping my body.
But, well, just leaving like this feels a bit unsatisfying.
“I just had a fun idea.”
The two guards and the captain fall into a trance, staring blankly, awaiting my suggestion.
“Salina, you have to conduct this inspection yourself. You could delegate it to your subordinates, but you’re in the mood to be thorough.”
“I’ll… do it myself… thoroughly…”
Salina mumbles, repeating my words.
“When inspecting a man, it’s standard to take out his c0ck and make him release directly into your m0uth. You determine if he’s suspicious based on the taste of his fluid and the force of his ejacu1at!on.”
“Understood.”
I place a suggestion on the two guards as well.
“You two, guard the door. When the captain’s personally conducting an inspection, don’t let anyone interfere.”
“Yes.” “Yes.”
Clap.
With a clap of my hands, they all snap out of the trance.
“Wait there, you two.”
Salina stops the guards.
“I’ll handle this inspection myself.”
“Understood.”
“Then we’ll stand guard outside.”
It’s like a perfectly rehearsed script.
As soon as the guards close the door and leave, Salina glares at me and says,
“What are you doing? I’m starting the inspection. Hurry up, drop your pants, and take out your c0ck.”
“That’s a bit—”
“Even more suspicious. Got something to hide in your fluid, huh?”
Salina strides over to me, kneels down herself, and says,
“Hiding it won’t help. I’ll strip you down myself and suck it out thoroughly.”
She’s a bold, impeccable captain of the guard.
Though the situation’s gone a bit off the rails because of me.
It feels like the pent-up desire I couldn’t unleash on the goddess is hitting me now.
As soon as I lower my pants, my c0ck springs out with such force it nearly smacks her face.
“You’re ready for inspection, I see. Come on, put it in my m0uth.”
Salina positions my c0ck right in front of her nose, sticks out her t0ngue, and opens her m0uth.
I place my swollen tip on her t0ngue and slide it deep into her throat.
“Urk! Mmmph!”
She gags but holds it in, pursing her lips.
Because of my thickness, Salina’s m0uth stretches wide like a fish, sucking me in eagerly.
“Hnng. Mmm. Slurp. Suck. Chup.”
Ah, this is good. I stroke Salina’s head, savoring the hot, wet sensation of her m0uth.
Her expression is dead serious. To her, this is just a thorough inspection.
Her eyes remain the same as when we first met, but her cheeks hollow out as she sucks me in.
“Chup, suck. Suck. Slurp.”
Salina frantically scrapes the underside of my c0ck with her t0ngue, moving her head back and forth.
I grab her head and thrust deep into her thr0at, all the way to the base.
“Gak! Urp, hrrk! Cough!”
She spits it out.
“What the hell was that all of a sudden?”
“It’ll help me release faster this way.”
“R-really?”
She looks embarrassed, as if she didn’t know.
“Then don’t hold back—shove it in. I won’t spit it out this time. When you release, make sure it’s in my m0uth.”
“Got it.”
Salina closes her eyes and opens her m0uth again. I thrust inside and move my h!ps to my liking this time.
Her lips meet the base of my c0ck, almost like a k!ss.
“Gak, urp, hrrk! Urk! Urk! Urk!”
Her m0ans sound like I’m beating her.
Even as her throat trembles, Salina doesn’t show any sign of struggle, gripping my c0ck firmly with her m0uth.
“Urp! Hnng! Slurp. Chup.”
When I pause, she starts moving her head on her own, sucking me off.
“You can’t escape. Slurp. Chup. You’re not leaving here until you release forcefully into my m0uth.”
“That’s intimidating.”
“Heh. Want me to make it scarier? I’ll suck you with everything I’ve got.”
Salina purses her lips, sucking hard and moving back and forth quickly.
With her pretty eyes narrowed as if saying, “How’s this?” I can’t hold back anymore.
I grab her head tightly and release with force.
“Urp! Urk! Hnng! Gulp… Gulp.”
Salina’s thr0at works as she naturally swallows the thick fluid.
Wow. It’s been a while, so the sensation’s strong enough to make my hips tremble.
Since I held her head down and didn’t let go, fluid backflows through her nose and overflows from her m0uth.
“Kuh! Hnng! Hrrk!”
Maybe I drank too much water on the way here—right after releasing, I suddenly need to pee.
Might as well—I ur!nate into Salina’s m0uth while my c0ck is still inside.
“Urp! Hnng. Gulp. Gulp…”
She flails, unable to process what’s happening.
“Ahh. You have to drink it all. It’s about getting every last drop of fluid out of my nuts.”
“Urp. Hnng. Hnng…!”
Hearing that, Salina grabs my wa!st with her hands and starts gulping down the ur!ne with determination.
It flows straight down her throat before it can spill out.
Man, there’s a lot.
Salina finishes drinking all my fluids and flashes a triumphant smile.
“Good. The taste is a bit off, but you pass. You’re the first person to release this forcefully into me. You’re free to go.”
“Thanks.”
As I start pulling up my pants, Salina suddenly grabs my hand.
“Wait. There’s still some residue. If word got out that I did such a sloppy inspection, our guard unit would be humiliated.”
She brushes her hair aside, buries her face in my cr0tch, and meticulously licks and sucks around my nuts and c0ck to clean up.
“Now you’re good.”
I secure my passage permit.
I don’t forget to lift the inspection suggestion I placed on Salina either.
Stepping out of the guard post, I feel light, as if my body weight’s decreased.
Dry Village is a quaint, charming place. Old taverns and lodgings for adventurers are everywhere, and it’s common to see people gathered in the streets, chatting.
Should I head to the Adventurer’s Guild first?
If there’s a decent female adventurer, I’ll pick her up right away.
I ask around and make my way to the Adventurer’s Guild.
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