Iāve only come across two cultivation manuals: Nine Revolutions of Heaven and Earth and this Mysterious Escape Art, both d*mn well written by Niu Shisan!
Who the hell is this guy?
Oneās about domineering True Qi purification, the otherās for escaping. What kind of person is he?
Too bad Meiāer knows little about human cultivators, or I could ask her.
Iāll check Demon-Slaying Webās forums when I have time.
Niu Shisan left a few words after his signature. Looking closely, I understood why that old man carried such an important manual.
The later pages of Mysterious Escape Art wouldnāt open due to insufficient cultivation. Once your levelās high enough, you can unlock another page and learn new techniques.
That old man, at Stellar Vortex beginner stage, could only open one page. Why can I, at half-step Lunar Reflection, also only open one?
No way, Iāve got to try again!
I picked up Mysterious Escape Art, increased True Qi output, and sure enough, the next page opened. Holding it under sunlight, I looked at the ceiling projection.
āLast year I bought a watch!ā I cursed at the projection. Niu Shisanās such a troll.
It read: āYou actually turned the page? Idiot!ā
D*mn! This guyās got a twisted sense of humor!
If that old man knew the next page was like this, heād probably die with regrets.
Since Iāve memorized Mysterious Escape Art, thereās no need to keep it.
I tried tearing it, but it wouldnāt budge.
No choiceāI used my black dagger, sliced it into pieces, and tossed them in the trash.
Taking a deep breath, I followed the manualās energy path, reversing True Qi.
āD*mn!ā The moment True Qi reversed, my chest ached.
After a pause, I tried again, and it flowed smoother.
Reversing True Qi is a sign of cultivation deviation, but Niu Shisanās method caused no harm, let alone deviation.
As it reversed, True Qi coated my body, blending me perfectly with the roomās scenery.
Holy crap! Mind-blowing!
After some practice, I realized reversing True Qi isnāt truly going against the flowāitās just a different way of circulating. Still risky, thoughāone wrong move, and itās deviation.
I stretched and headed to the living room.
It was empty, sunset approaching, almost dinnertime.
Testing the technique made time fly. If I went into secluded cultivation, Sister Lin and the others might be old hags by the time I emerged.
Sister Lin had afternoon classes, but she should be back by now, right?
Curious, I went upstairs.
Meiāer and Sister Lin share a room, which drives me nuts. Originally, Meiāer was supposed to room with me, and once my cultivation advanced, we could⦠you know!
But Sister Lin, that pain in the ass, dragged Meiāer to her room. So frustrating!
Pushing open Sister Linās door, I saw Meiāer alone on the bed. Sister Lin wasnāt back.
Can I curse? Damn it! Why do Sister Lin and Meiāerās room have just one bed? One bed!
Do they sleep together? Even if theyāre both women, I canāt accept it! Doesnāt everyone know how common same-s9x relationships are these days?
Wait⦠no, itās mostly guy-on-guy stuff now. I havenāt seen many lesb!ans. Am I overthinking?
Besides, Meiāerās from centuries ago. Even with limited knowledge, sheād know only men and women fall in love, right?
Yeah, Iām overthinking. Comforting myself, I looked at Meiāer on the bed and got playful.
I gently blew on her earlobe.
They say women have a few sensitive spots. Iāve kissed her lips, accidentally touched her chestānow letās try blowing on her ear. Will Meiāer react? If she does, heh⦠hahaha!
As I blew, Meiāer opened her eyes, looking at me groggily. āXia Tian⦠what are you doing? It ticklesā¦ā
Tickles? That word got little Xia Tian excited.
āIām hungry, so I came to find my girlfriend for a bite!ā I teased.
āEven with your breakthrough, Iām at four-tail strength. We still canāt⦠you knowā¦ā Meiāerās face flushed, making me even more excited.
āIf thatās the case, does that mean we can neverā¦?ā I said helplessly.
Meiāer blushed, lowering her head. āI could slow my sealās release⦠but I donāt control it. The fourth tailās seal broke on its own.ā
Her words touched me deeply. But touched or not, if we canāt, am I doomed to stay a virgin forever?
āAre all cultivation partners equal in strength?ā I asked, puzzled.
I always felt Meiāerās explanation was off, but I couldnāt pinpoint why. Maybe itās a guyās less reliable sixth sense.
Meiāer shook her head, looking guilty. āNo, itās just my situation.ā
Seeing me silent, she continued, āHumans often call fox demons ālewd,ā and itās not baseless. Weāre not lewdāwe just absorb menās essence to boost our strengthā¦ā
āWhat! Meiāer, donāt tell me youāre not a v!rgin!ā I panicked. She was once nine-tailedāhow many menās essence would it take to reach that level?
My world felt like it was collapsing!
Meiāer froze, her face beet red, and she pushed me lightly. āMy strength didnāt come from absorbing essence! Besides, fox demon royals donāt need such low methods to advance!ā
I kissed her hard. āPhew, you scared me!ā
Iām such an idiot. Someone as pure as Meiāer couldnāt possibly be impure.
Qin Mengdie was rightāI should stop browsing those pointless forums. Theyāre making me paranoid.
Thinking Meiāer was mad, I quickly said, āSorry!ā
āI donāt mind. Itās understandable youād think that after what I said.ā Meiāer smiled. āRoyals donāt need to steal essence, but as fox demons, if we couple with a weaker human, we canāt help but drain their essence completelyā¦ā
āDrain⦠completely?ā I drooled, half-wishing Meiāer would drain me.
āIt means sucking their life force dry, leaving a husk!ā Meiāer frowned, correcting my misunderstanding.
D*mn! A husk? Nope, Iām too handsome for that!
āIāll work hard to raise my cultivation so I wonāt be drained!ā I declared, vowing to grow stronger and claim Meiāer soon.
āUgh⦠youāre annoyingā¦ā Meiāer blushed, looking down.
Pretending to be upset, I said, āYou dare call me annoying? Watch me gobble you up!ā I pinned her down and k!ssed her lips.
Just as I did, the door opened, and Sister Lin walked in.
I sat up fast, the awkwardness unbearable.
Sister Lin gave a dry laugh. āUh, carry onā¦ā
Carry on, my ass! She always ruins the moment! Whatās wrong with this scriptwriter? Always screwing things up! (G: at this point, it’s not even funny.)