“Xia Tian, Sister missed you so much!” Sister Lin exclaimed, pulling me into a hug.
To be honest, if Sister Lin didn’t have the delicate fragrance of a maiden, I would have mistaken her for a man with how hearty her embrace was.
“Um… Senior, you haven’t taken me to the dormitory yet…” the new freshman standing beside me, who was in the same year, muttered helplessly.
Hearing this, Sister Lin frowned and snapped at him, “Can’t you see I’m having a heartwarming reunion with my little brother? Go find another senior!”
The freshman, left speechless by Sister Lin’s retort, sighed and wandered off to figure it out himself.
“Sister Lin, when will you start acting more ladylike?” I said helplessly, pointing at her chest, which relied heavily on her bra for support.
Sister Lin froze for a moment before grinning boldly. “Without a strong chest, how can one rule the world?”
Wow! What a heroic declaration. Truly a sentiment that bridges the gender gap. Though I bet the heroines of old had bigger chests than Sister Lin.
“Have you been missing your dear sister so much that you came all the way to see me at school?” Sister Lin teased, suddenly growing curious. “Wait, how did you know I was studying at Shenghua University?”
“You… you didn’t follow me, did you?” Sister Lin gasped dramatically, covering her chest with her hands. Her bra, clearly strained, seemed to sigh in resignation.
“Who would follow you? You’ve been playing too many a*dult games from Japan,” I replied with a sigh, shaking my head. “I’m a freshman at Shenghua this year!”
“You? You actually got into Shenghua?” Sister Lin looked utterly unconvinced.
I coughed awkwardly, feeling a bit guilty, but still said, “What? Do I not look the part?”
Sister Lin stared at me for a moment, then broke into a mischievous grin. “I finally understand the saying, ‘Don’t judge a book by its cover!'”
Her sharp tongue had only gotten worse over time. She didn’t even need to use swear words to sting.
“By the way, where’s my adorable Mei’er? Why isn’t she with you?” Sister Lin’s question left me momentarily speechless.
I couldn’t exactly tell her Mei’er was hanging off my neck, could I?
“You didn’t abandon my precious Mei’er after spending the night with her, did you?” Sister Lin’s eyes widened in shock, her wild imagination going into overdrive.
“Mei’er had something to do and went home. Besides, we’re perfectly innocent!” I blurted out an excuse, hoping to pacify her.
Sister Lin looked at me with disdain. “Living under the same roof and still innocent? Do you think I’m a three-year-old? And doesn’t your place only have one bed?”
“I slept on the couch, okay?” Sister Lin was truly my nemesis. I could never win in an argument with her.
“A little pervert like you sleeping on the couch? Yeah, right!” she said incredulously.
I had no idea how to explain, so I lamely replied, “Believe it or not, I do!”
“Get lost!” Sister Lin laughed. “I’m so happy you got into Shenghua!”
I was anything but happy!
Still, I forced a smile and said, “I’m happy too!”
Hearing that, Sister Lin nodded in satisfaction. “That’s my obedient little Xia Tian!”
If only her words didn’t make me roll my eyes internally. Why had fate cursed me with such a troublesome “big sister” like Lin Mengxin?
“Come on, let’s go have some fun!” Sister Lin grabbed my hand and started dragging me along.
Fun? More like trouble!
“Sister Lin, where are you taking me?” I asked helplessly.
“To show you off to my friends!” she replied enthusiastically while pulling me along.
I could only respond with a wry chuckle.
She flagged down a campus shuttle heading toward the gate, and we both got on. As soon as we arrived, she dragged me off in a rush.
Wait! Something felt off.
It was the same senior who had dropped me off at the dorm earlier! Standing beside her were two other girls she’d been joking with.
“Ta-da! Let me introduce you to my most dashing little brother!” Sister Lin announced dramatically, flailing her arms like a performer in some ritual dance.
The three girls stared at me in surprise. I scratched my head awkwardly and said, “Hello, seniors.”
“You’re really Mengxin’s brother?” the senior from earlier asked, shocked.
“Uh… yes,” I replied helplessly. But calling her “Mengxin the Clueless” was spot on.
Sister Lin scowled. “Hey, give me some face in front of my brother!”
“Hi, I’m Zhao Na, Mengxin’s roommate and bestie,” the senior said, extending her hand with a smile.
Sister Lin smacked her hand away immediately. “Hands off! He’s mine!”
“Fine!” The other three girls responded with synchronized jeers.
“I might not beat you in looks, but when it comes to this…” Zhao Na gestured at her chest smugly.
Seriously? Were all university girls this bold? If so, university life would be… intriguing.
“Hmph! Mine will grow sooner or later!” Sister Lin said indifferently.
Zhao Na smirked at me and whispered suggestively, “Of course, if your handsome brother gives you daily massages, they’ll grow in no time.”
“You!” Sister Lin’s face flushed bright red.
“Excuse me, senior, where’s the boys’ dormitory?” an awkward, bespectacled freshman timidly interrupted.
“Can’t you find it yourself? Do you need a senior to tell you how to use the bathroom too?” Sister Lin snapped, venting her embarrassment on him.
The freshman looked wronged and muttered under his breath, “Seniors in Uni are so fierce. Online stories are such lies!” Then he trudged off with his luggage.
After chatting with Sister Lin and her friends for a bit, I took the shuttle back to the dorm. Since no staff member was available to assist, the driver charged me two yuan for the ride. What a scam!
As I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by strange and rather… intimate noises.
What the heck was going on?!
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