They say a man should never regret a good deed. However, I’m now increasingly convinced that I must have been out of my mind when I gave that half of the Blood Ginseng King to Liu Zhanqian. But what’s done is done, and there’s no taking it back, so I had no choice but to head home, wondering how Sister Lin and Mei’er were doing.
I had given my key to Mei’er, and if she wasn’t home, I’d be stuck outside getting bitten by mosquitoes. After ringing the doorbell twice, the door was quickly opened by Mei’er, and I heard Sister Lin’s voice from inside the house: “Is Xia Tian back?”
“Yeah…” I responded and walked inside, only to realize that Sister Lin was nowhere in sight. Was I just hearing things?
After drinking so much draft beer, I suddenly needed to use the bathroom, so I dashed straight for it. Mei’er seemed like she wanted to tell me something, but I waved her off, saying, “We’ll talk when I’m done!” With that, I opened the bathroom door.
What I saw when I opened the door… Oh my god! What the hell! Sister Lin was standing there completely n*aked!
“Ah!” Sister Lin screamed, slapping me across the face with a loud “smack” before slamming the door shut.
Damn! I think I finally understand what Mei’er was trying to tell me earlier.
I admit, this time it was my fault, but I also feel like it’s time to discuss what gender equality truly means. Damn it! She saw me; I got slapped. I saw her; I still got slapped. Where’s the so-called gender equality in that?
In my opinion, this so-called gender equality only comes up when women’s status is being restricted. Damn it!
However, the slap wasn’t entirely in vain. I did get a full view of Sister Lin’s b0dy. This time, I’m the one who gained something, so I’m not really angry. After all, everything comes with a price.
But man, I can’t hold this pee forever! Haven’t people heard of bladders bursting from holding it in?
“Sister Lin, hurry up! I really need to go!” I shouted, banging on the door.
Sister Lin didn’t respond from inside, making me nearly wet my pants. If Mei’er weren’t here, I’d probably have just found a can and gone in it!
After what seemed like forever, Sister Lin finally opened the door, with her hair still wet and a dark expression on her face, ready to scold me. I rushed straight into the bathroom; no way was I going to suffer more.
Ah, relief! For the first time, I felt that peeing was more satisfying than… well, you know!
After fastening my belt, I leisurely walked out of the bathroom. Seeing me, Sister Lin’s long-simmering anger finally exploded: “Xia Tian! Why didn’t you knock before going in?!”
“It’s not my fault; you should’ve locked the door!” I retorted.
Sister Lin gritted her teeth. “How was I supposed to know you’d come back so early?”
“So, you wanted me to die outside?” I asked, somewhat exasperated. Who knew Sister Lin had learned how to speak in riddles?
“What did you see?” Sister Lin, not wanting to dwell on that, changed the topic.
I grabbed the half-finished bottle of Coke on the table and took a sip. “With your figure, what could I possibly see?”
This flat-che*sted girl actually dared to challenge me!
Sister Lin glared at me, grabbed the mop from the corner of the room, and swung it at me.
I quickly dodged.
“Stand still!” Sister Lin shouted, chasing me with the mop in hand.
“I’m not an idiot! Why would I stand there and let you beat me up?” I dodged as I spoke.
Of course, Sister Lin couldn’t catch me. With her two missing slabs of meat up front, her body was quite nimble.
“Mei’er, help your sister catch this little brat!” Sister Lin, unable to subdue me alone, called out to Mei’er.
Mei’er stood in front of me, and I quickly said, “Mei’er, you’re not going to help Sister Lin, right?”
“This time… I’m helping Sister Mengxin!” Mei’er said, blocking my path. I couldn’t touch Mei’er; never mind that she was a beauty, but even if we did fight, I wasn’t a match for her anyway!
So… I chose to surrender…
“Sister Lin… I was wrong, please forgive me!” I said with a mournful face.
To think that a grown man of eight feet tall like me could be dominated by a small, flat-ch*ested girl is truly tragic and lamentable!
“Wrong? It’s too late now!” Sister Lin said sternly, delivering a smack to my backside.
I looked at Mei’er with pleading eyes, but she just feigned innocence and ignored me. Oh heavens! This little girl has completely been swayed by Sister Lin!
“Sister Lin, I truly apologize!” I said with my most sincere voice.
A real man can bend and stretch, and as they say, a gentleman’s revenge is best served ten years later! Of course, I could only think this way now, finding a somewhat acceptable reason to admit defeat.
Sister Lin remained unmoved, sitting on top of me: “What did you do wrong?”
“I shouldn’t have invited you to dinner!” I looked at Sister Lin with genuine sincerity in my eyes.
Sister Lin was momentarily stunned by my words and asked in confusion, “What do you mean?”
I cleared my throat and continued, “If I hadn’t invited you to dinner, I wouldn’t have drunk so much draft beer. Without drinking so much draft beer, I wouldn’t have needed to ur!nate urgently. If I hadn’t needed to ur!nate urgently, I wouldn’t have opened the bathroom door. If I hadn’t opened the bathroom door, I wouldn’t have seen your beautiful figure. If I hadn’t seen your beautiful figure, then…”
“You really talk too much!” Sister Lin said, delivering another smack to my backside.
I felt somewhat relieved that I was restrained while lying on the ground. If I had been lying down, Xia Tian, my brother, might never have been able to rise again.
“Sister Lin, here’s some tea!” I said with a smiling face, handing her a cup of cold boiled water. As for why I called it tea, isn’t it a sign of my nobility?
After a long period of torment, Sister Lin finally let me go.
Sister Lin took the cool boiled water, drank a sip, and placed it on the table. “Everything you saw just now, you need to forget! Got it?”
“I didn’t see anything except for a blank white space!” I said confidently. Hearing this, Sister Lin looked like she was about to punch me, so I quickly added, “The bathroom walls are white, aren’t they?”
Upon hearing this, Sister Lin calmed down. After chatting for a while, she prepared to leave.
“Come on, let me see you off!” I said with a cheeky grin.
Sister Lin, looking proud, responded, “At least you have some sense.”
As we reached the door and she was about to leave, I called out loudly, “Sister Lin, please wait!”
“What is it?” Sister Lin looked at me with confusion.
With a lecherous grin, I said, “Sister Lin, your ch*est is really too small. Drink more papaya soup when you have the time!”
“You!” Hearing this, Sister Lin walked towards me.
I quickly shut the door, but my mouth didn’t stop. “Sister Lin, don’t take it too seriously that I saw your b0dy. Even Teacher Cang, I don’t know how many times I’ve seen her! It’s no big deal!”
Sister Lin, enraged, shouted, “She’s an actress in romance action films, how can she compare to me?”
“In J*pan, it’s called romance action films, but domestically, it’s a sacrifice for art! How noble!” I chuckled and continued, “So don’t worry about it!”
What kind of person am I, Xia Tian? If someone insults me, I insult them twice as much. Since I can’t beat Sister Lin, I’ll just take advantage with my words. Damn! Who do they think they are to hit my little butt?
A gentleman’s revenge is never too late, but ten years is too long. With my Xia Tian’s personality, I seize any opportunity to get my revenge!
Bang!
Just as I was enjoying myself, I suddenly felt the door being kicked, followed by Sister Lin’s furious roar. Damn! Sister Lin is so aggressive and violent!
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