Fu*k! Does this thief have an accomplice? Wait, something feels off! What’s pressing against my back? A gun? No, this feels oddly familiar… Crap! I got it, the accomplice is a woman!
“Hurry up, hand over the wallet!” This time, I heard it clearly—it’s definitely a woman.
I never hit women, so I couldn’t fight back. I could only say, “I’m not giving you this wallet, don’t force me to fight!”
“Hmph!” The woman snorted coldly and abruptly tried to throw me down. I braced myself and resisted, managing to stay on my feet.
“How is that possible?!” She obviously didn’t expect me to be fine and still standing there without any trouble.
But honestly, this woman’s strength was impressive. I felt like she was even stronger than most men. I couldn’t figure out how her slim arms and legs could muster so much power.
The woman let go, probably realizing she couldn’t move me, so she gave up—or at least I thought she did. Just as I was thinking that, a figure rushed at me, and I was thrown to the ground with a shoulder throw. Even I would suffer a loss when attacked without preparation.
The woman sat on my stomach, frowning, and shouted at me, “Hand over the wallet!”
At this moment, her face finally appeared before me—a classic oval face, large almond-shaped eyes, delicate brows, and fair skin. She had her hair pulled back in a ponytail but still looked stunning. She was wearing a tank top with sweatpants, but at this moment, her expression was ice cold.
But no matter how beautiful a woman is, getting treated like this would make anyone angry. Even a cornered dog will jump over the wall! Today, I guess I’ll have to lose it. No, wait, doesn’t that insult myself too? Fu*k!
I went straight for her chest with both hands. No matter how fierce a woman is, she’s still a woman, so this move worked quite well. The beauty immediately stood up, and I seized the opportunity to get up as well.
“Pervert!” Just as I stood up, she slapped me hard across the face.
Now, I was completely enraged. “Fu*k! Are you looking for a fight?!”
“So what if I am!” she snapped back, kicking at me. I dodged just in time.
“If you hit me one more time, I’ll fight back!” Fu*k it! Why did it have to be a woman? If it were a man, I’d have punched him to the ground long ago!
“Hmph!” She snorted coldly and came at me again.
I had no choice but to keep dodging. I really didn’t want to hit a woman!
But this beauty just wouldn’t stop. If I didn’t teach her a lesson, she wasn’t going to let up.
The next time she raised her leg to kick me, I grabbed her ankle. “Aren’t you tired of this?”
The beauty struggled a few times, her face turning red. She looked at me and said, “Let go!”
It was only then that I realized this was a rather inappropriate position, her legs spread wide in public. Fortunately, she wasn’t wearing a skirt.
“Are you going to keep fighting?” I didn’t let go but instead asked her.
The beauty, clearly embarrassed, gritted her teeth and said, “If you let go, I won’t fight anymore!”
“Alright!” I immediately let go, and true to her word, she crouched down and started rubbing her ankle.
I turned around and saw the previous victim running towards us. I was about to hand her wallet back when I felt something trip me. I almost fell and, looking back, saw the beauty attacking me again.
She still wasn’t done! Whether it’s a man or a woman, equality for all—if you make me mad, I’ll hit you!
I side-kicked at the beauty, forcing her to pull back and evade. I followed up with another kick.
She could only dodge and block, not even having a chance to fight back. Finally, I managed to grab her.
“Smack!” I slapped her on the bu*tt and said through gritted teeth, “That’s for not stopping! That’s for asking for it!” I kept sp*nking her as I spoke.
At this point, I completely forgot she was a beauty. I was just venting my anger!
When I saw her face turn as red as an apple, I realized I might have gone too far. She didn’t say a word, but her eyes were brimming with tears. It looked like she was about to cry.
I quickly let go, letting her stand up, and stammered, “D-did you learn your lesson?”
She stood up without saying anything, just glaring at me. Her gaze made me shudder.
I was about to run when she attacked me again.
Just as I was about to retaliate, the victim arrived, shouting, “Stop fighting! Stop fighting! This is a misunderstanding!”
A misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? The victim’s words left me confused. Could it be that this girl was also chasing the thief, just like me? If that’s the case, then this is a big misunderstanding!
The victim, who was also a beauty, came over, panting, and said to the girl, “Zi Yan, he was helping me catch the thief!”
The girl named Zi Yan didn’t change her expression upon hearing that. I quickly handed the wallet back to the victim and turned to leave.
“Who would’ve thought, a dignified Yellow rank peak expert, only knowing how to bully a girl like me!” Just as I turned, the beauty named Zi Yan coldly remarked.
I turned back, puzzled. “Yellow rank peak expert? What are you talking about?”
Zi Yan didn’t answer my question. Instead, she apologized, “I was wrong earlier. I’m sorry.”
“Uh… I should be the one apologizing. I shouldn’t have… hit you in public…” Before I could finish my sentence, she interrupted, “What’s your name?”
“Me?” I was startled and responded, “Xia Tian…”
“Where do you live? Which school do you attend?” she continued to ask.
I froze for a moment. It seemed this girl still held a grudge and wanted to track me down for revenge!
Well, it’s not like she could beat me anyway, so I might as well tell her: “Huaxin District, No. 3 High School.”
“In a few days, I’ll come to thank you personally!” Zi Yan gritted her teeth and then left.
The victim glanced at her and said to me, “Thank you, but you should probably move and transfer schools soon.” After that, she turned around and left, calling after Zi Yan, “Wait for me!”
Fu*k! Moving and changing schools? Isn’t that a bit much? Besides, I only gave her a vague address. She shouldn’t be able to find me, right?
I looked at my right hand, suddenly feeling like I was exceptionally wicked. Fu*k! How could I forget she was a woman?!
“Did you catch the thief?” As soon as I returned to the food stall, Mei’er asked with concern, while Sister Lin continued eating her meal.
Just as I was about to answer, Sister Lin, who had been eating contentedly, suddenly said, “Looking at his face, it’s clear he didn’t catch the thief!”
“What do you mean by that?” Fu*k it! Sister Lin was belittling me more and more these days.
Sister Lin wiped her mouth with a napkin and then asked me out of nowhere, “Can you eat more than a pig?”
I was stunned for a moment and replied, “Fu*k, how can you compare that?”
“Can you run faster than a dog?” I was speechless at her strange questions and shook my head without saying a word.
With a cunning smile on her face, Sister Lin suddenly laughed out loud and said, “You’re just worse than a pig or a dog!”
“Fu*k!” At this moment, that’s the only word that could express how I was feeling.
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