“I…I’m not a fuking ki1ler! You’ve known me for so long and you still don’t know what I am!”
I was a little annoyed. Sister Lin’s imagination was going quite overboard. With just a little blood, she was misunderstanding so much!
I mean, if she accidentally saw blood on the inflatable doll, would she think that I took its virg1nity?
I thought that my roar would make Sister Lin come to her senses, but who knew, she became even more frightened and actually began to cry!
‘Oh my god! This is getting out of hand!’
“You say that you aren’t a ki1ler, but you definitely are! If you weren’t, why did your eyes flash with a trace of bloodlust after seeing the blood? And… you look like you are clearly trying to ki1l me to remove a witness!”
The woman became more and more paranoid as she spoke!
Honestly, it was a waste of talent that she wasn’t a webnovel author. Just how much delusional could she get?
However, what she had to say next made me almost vomit blood.
Sister Lin continued her delusional ramblings, “You must have ki1led someone, then carried the body on your back, and brought it back here, that’s why there is so much blood on your back. Also…I knocked for so long but you didn’t open the door. So you must have been hiding the body, right?”
Oh my God! Even if this woman had watched too many TV series, how could she be that delusional!
“Xia Tian, I don’t want your rent, please don’t ki1l me, okay?” Sister Lin said with a pleading look, “I will never tell anyone about what happened today.”
At this point, I had already given up, and I actually had the idea of teasing her. So I pretended to be fierce and said, “Heh! What if you don’t say anything? I could pretend that you didn’t know anything and let you go, but now that you already know everything, I will never let you go!”
Who knew that Sister Lin really believed it, “Xia Tian , please let me go!”
A lewd smile flashed across my face, “You want me to let you go?”
“Yeah!” Sister Lin nodded quickly.
And, I said with a lustful smile, “Alright, but you have to agree to one condition!”
When Sister Lin heard that there was a way to survive, she quickly said, “I promise! I promise to do anything!”
I licked my lips and said in an extremely vulgar manner, “Give me your body and I will let you go!”
When Sister Lin heard it, she froze in place.
I was amused by the fact that Sister Lin was actually frightened by my bluff and was about to explain the matter clearly, but who knew that Sister Lin’s face turned red, “Can you at least put on a cond0m…”
‘Sh1t, now I’m in trouble!’
After hearing Sister Lin’s words and the blushing look on her face, my Little Xia down there became shamefully hard!
But the matter wasn’t over yet, as Sister Lin continued to say with a blushing face, “I… this is my first time. Can you be a bit gentle…”
As soon as I heard those word, I had a nosebleed, and the Little Xia down there was even more motivated and ready to have some action.
If a beautiful girl said such words to me, of course I, an innocent little virg1n, wouldn’t be able to bear it.
My mouth became dry and my body began to burn with desire. However, even if I had a lu*st for s*ex, I didn’t have the guts to do the deed!
If I really did something to Sister Lin, she would definitely ki1l me if she knew I wasn’t the bullshit ki1ler she thought I was!
In fact, what I was really worried about was Mei’er, who was hanging around my neck in the form of a necklace. Mei’er must be watching everything. So I had to act like a gentleman, otherwise Mei’er would get angry and might end up leaving me. And that would be terrible!
‘But still, what a big loss…’
I swallowed my saliva and tried to get rid of those evil thoughts, but the more I thought about it, the stronger Little Xia became.
At that moment, I suddenly thought of the Mastiff nurse from the hospital, and Little Xia suddenly lost its strength.
‘Damn, I can’t be so weak, can I? No, after I finish explaining things to Sister Lin, I have to go to the toilet and try to see if my Little Xia can still get erect.’
“Um…Sister Lin…” I suddenly realized that I was stuttering a little. But I gritted my teeth and said to Sister Lin, “Sister Lin, I was just joking with you. The injuries on my body were caused when I was fighting with others in school. And the blood is mine too, so get up quickly!”
After I finished speaking, I tried my best to put on a smile. As the saying goes, “Don’t hit someone with a smiling face.” Therefore, I smiled so brightly that Sister Lin definitely wouldn’t bear to hit me.
Sister Lin was stunned when she heard what I said, and murmured, “Are you telling the truth?”
I coughed twice and continued to smile and said, “It’s true!”
Sister Lin was stunned for a while, and when she seemed to be sure that what I said was true, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief, as if she had been pardoned.
Seeing this situation, I also breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this “Don’t hit someone with a smiling face” thing really works!
But, it seemed that I was wrong, as Sister Lin angrily stood up from the ground, picked up the mop I had just put down and shouted, “You actually dare to tease me, go to hell!”
As soon as Sister Lin finished speaking, the mop hit my head. I lost my balance and fell directly to the ground.
Damn it, who the hell said that “Don’t hit someone with a smiling face” worked? It was total bullsh1t!
I fell to the ground, and Sister Lin continued to hit me with the mop in her hand. If I hadn’t established my foundation, I probably would probably have gotten a mild head trauma.
“Ouch, it hurts so much! Sister Lin, I was wrong, I was wrong!” I quickly begged for mercy.
Although it didn’t hurt much when the mop hit me, I still had to make her stop, right?
Otherwise, how could Sister Lin calm down?
But Sister Lin had no intention of letting me go at all. The more she beat me, the more fierce she became!
As a grown man, I was aggrieved by being beaten like this by a woman. So I didn’t care about trying to please Sister Lin anymore. I grabbed the mop and yelled at Sister Lin, “Are you done yet? I’ve already apologized to you!”
Sister Lin was so frightened by my roar that she froze there.
Sure enough, I had a domineering air about me!
Just as I was feeling proud, Sister Lin suddenly pulled the mop out of my hand and looked at me fiercely, “You dare to scare me, see if I don’t beat you to death today!”
After that, she started to beat me again. As a loser, I was completely defeated by Sister Lin’s momentum, and I could only let her beat me.
Finally, Sister Lin lost the strength to hit anymore, and stopped.
‘God, you finally opened your eyes!’
In fact, even though Sister Lin beat me for so long, she really didn’t use much strength. Maybe it didn’t hurt that much because I had gotten too thick-skinned after establishing my foundation.
Sister Lin continued to stare at me angrily and panted heavily, it seemed that her anger was still not gone.
I quickly stood up, poured a cup of cold water, walked to her respectfully, and said with a smile on my face, “Sister Lin, you are tired from beating, drink the water, and take a rest after drinking. If your anger is not gone, you can continue!”
Some might find my actions cowardly and unbecoming of a man. But if I didn’t do this, I didn’t know how long I would have to be tortured by Sister Lin!
Therefore, I had to chose short-term pain in order to avoid long-term suffering.
Sister Lin burst out in laughter when she heard what I said, but she seemed to suddenly realize something was wrong, and her face became cold again, but she still took the water and drank it.
It seemed that Sister Lin really was tired from beating me, a 1.85 meter (6 foot) tall man.
I looked at Sister Lin with a smile on my face.
Sister Lin seemed to have lost her anger, but she didn’t seem to want to let me go just like that. She still continued to glare at me, but then she suddenly cried out, “Ah!”
I was so frightened that I dropped the water glass in my hand.
‘My dear sister, what’s going on? You almost gave me a heart attack! ‘
But before I could recover, Sister Lin shouted again, “Ah!”
‘Who the hell wrote the script? Why did they give Sister Lin a single line?’
As I was complaining in my head, I looked down, and finally understood why Sister Lin said “Ah!” again.
It turned out that when I was surprised just now, half of the water in the glass spilled out.
It wouldn’t have been a big deal if it spilled out on the floor. But the sad thing was that all the water had spilled on Sister Lin’s che*st!
Since it was summer, she was wearing thin clothes. And when it got wet by the water, I was able to clearly see her pink b*ra.
“I’m sorry, Sister Lin, I really didn’t mean it! Let me wipe it for you!” After saying that, I reached out and wiped Sister Lin’s che*st.
I swear, I really wanted to wipe the water away…but as soon as I touched Sister Lin’s ch*est, the original bulge immediately dented a small amount, and then slowly bulged again.
Sister Lin’s brea*sts were not big to begin with, but with such a ‘concave’ shape, they really were smaller than ordinary ones.
‘Could this be the legendary Princess Taiping?’ (G: a Tang Dynasty princess. The “Ping” in her name is similar to the [平 ping] in the idiom [一马平川] meaning, ‘flat land’ one could gallop straight across.)
Sister Lin’s face was already red enough, but when I did that, her face turned even redder, and she said in a complaining tone, “Why don’t you take your hand away!”
I was stunned, and quickly took my hand back, my face also turned red as I said, “Yes, I’m sorry, Sister Lin… I, this… really wasn’t intentional…”
“Stop talking!” Sister Lin turned her face away and said pretending to be angry.
I laughed, “Alright, I’ll stop!”
But as soon as I finished speaking, Sister Lin suddenly turned her head to look at me, “Xia Tian, you lost so much blood, are you okay?”
Only then did I remember my current situation. ‘Damn it! The wound on my back is still bleeding!’
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